What’s For Lunch

White Castle Frozen Cheeseburger wrapped in Three-Meat Pizza, nutritionally balanced with a Fiji Apple.

Who Got New Glasses

That’s right Alladin, with these new glasses, it’s like a whole new world….

What My Mum Said

She’s in Australia visiting the grandparents, and from an email she sent:

….and i got a girl for you…she is not that beautiful she tall and mabaet. i will bring a picture….

Thanks, mum, I’ve always wanted to meet a not that beautiful girl, so we could have not that beautiful children in a not that beautiful house. Oh, what a not that beautiful life that would be.

When Will It Snow

First snow of the season. Ho……….Ray…….

Why So Red Sydney

How To Eat Rice & Beans

I failed to account for reheating, and overcooked the egg, so instead of a bath of egg yolk covering my beans, I got a glistening.

How Not To Get The Swine Flu

How To Fix Your Heart

Do you have Acute Coronary Syndrome? Do you not listen to music? If you answered yes to both the questions you prolly should start listening to some happy music at least 12 minutes a day. Science says so.

What Life In The Future Is Like

I don’t care that it’s organic (because Penn & Teller said that organic is Bolskevik), I care that this milk doesn’t expire for like over a month. Perfect for my milk consumption, which is a splash in my oatmeal every morning.

What Are You Going To Be For Halloween

The whole pharmacy was going to coordinate our costumes, but they want to do Harry Potter (since I haven’t had the pleasure of reading/watching any of them I feel ill qualified to make a HP costume, and I doubt anyone will actually follow through anyway). I was going to become a Dharma drone, but thought that too much work/far too geeky. So I’ve started work on my costume, to be reveled later…..