How To Eat Your Shoes
I don’t know what I would do with them, but I want bread shoes.
When You Can’t Wait To Take Your Pills
Looks like one of our patients dropped one of his pain pills in the bathroom. Exactly how it fell on the edge of a urinal I don’t know. I do know who dropped it and lets just say he’s on the suspect list. And I did the responsible thing and disposed (by disposed I mean aimed my urine to knock it down the drain) of the pill, lest a small child thought it candy and ate it. Although if a small child ate anything off the urinal of a public bathroom I would think that child has other, more immediate problems than a stray pain pill.
Five gold stars if you know the name and strength of the medication.
What’s Taking So Long
So this week’s update, is no update. I still know not when I get to leave, but progress cannot be stopped. So far there are 2 candidates for my replacement. Candidate #1 (I don’t know their genders, so I can’t use a gender specific pronoun) is going to graduate in December (from the lesser pharmacy school of Oklahoma). This candidate would not be ideal because it wouldn’t be until January or February until C#1 gets a license. Candidate #2 is working at a store in Hawaii. So C#2 is already with the company and just wants to pay off some student loans. Why else would you move from Hawaii to Alaska?
How To Taper A Scarf
If you’ll notice, the width changes, it almost looks like a paddle. Now I’ve got an idea for a zig zag scarf….
How To Market Medicine
Seriously, what’s going on with this ad? Is the lion asking me out on a date? Is the lion trying to distract me with the rose and then pounce and eat me? Perhaps the lion is going to take my pain away and give me a rose? Kind of like the Beast from Beauty and the Beast.
This scarf has been like years in the making. I inherited it from HeyYoshimi when she went to the Phils for a year. I’ve been working on it off and on since then, and it’s finally done. It’s like the yarn ball that never ended.
When Will I Transfer
Update time. The boss said that the recruiter has found someone to replace me, so my transfer should be processed soon. My replacement is from Southwestern, the less professional pharmacy school of Oklahoma, but whateves. This means I should be home for Christmas. Praise the Lord.
Cheers.
