Who Is Danielson
If you aren’t familiar with Danielson then Trying Hartz is an excellent introduction (as is this documentary,with special appearance by The Suf).
Why So Smelly
Okay Alaska, we have to talk. You should prolly sit down for this. There really is no easy way to say this, so I’ll just come out and say it. You stink, and no, not that normal I’ve put in a hard day’s work smell, this is a full-on olfactory assault. You know how I know your above average stinky? A sewer line broke the other day at work, and I didn’t notice all day. Sure I would get wafts of smelliness, but I just thought it was one of you waking past. Yes, I can’t distinguish your smell from sewer/excrement smell. You have a problem, and I hope now that you know you can properly deal with it.
What Is My Cholesterol Level
I present to you, awesome personified in edible form…the GrilledCheeseHamburger. It is actually very easy to construct. Step #1, cook hamburger. Step#2, prepare two grilled cheese sandwiches. Step #3, plate one grilled cheese sandwich, then hamburger, and the top with other grilled cheese sandwich. Step #4, garnish as desired.
For additional decadance just add bacon.
Who’s Back, Alright
We would like to proudly announce the return of OH, THE CARDERY! After a brief hiatus, we are ready for all most of your card-related needs. During our extended summer vacation, we put down our scissors and gave our fingers a rest, did some research on our competition, and, yes, we moved. We have moved our corporate headquarters to the heart of the North American carding region (Fairbanks, AK). So bear in mind that shipping will be significantly longer. Thank you, and remeber OH, THE CARDERY! is the premier supplier of hand-crafted cards for the Western Territories of Canada…and beyond.
Note: From the desk of the Ministry of Communications, OH THE CARDERY! Reprinted with permission, Nov. 2008.
Why Is It So Dark
The darkness is coming…..
The sun is rising later and later, and setting earlier and earlier. This picture was taken at 12:09pm. Isn’t it called high noon? I know I mocked Dennis Quaid’s alarm clock in the film, In Good Company, because seriously how are you going to wake up because of light?
But now I’m starting to see the light (so to speak). I never realized how much I associated the sun rising with the beginning of a new day. More often than not, I end up turning off my alarm and going back to sleep because it’s still dark and my body thinks that it’s still night.
How Is My Dad Doing
Or what I was going to call My Dadate, but that sounded too much like dad date, rather than the intended mash-up of dad and update. Becuase I now have exclusive permission to publish his health updates.
Other than increased uriniation and getting sleepy after lunch, he is doing good. Although the boy is now afraid to use the same toliet as my dad, for fear of the residual chemo in the toliet jumping up and attacking him.
